Skating With CQS Since: July, 2009
How’d you pick your name? My original name was jacked, so I had to come up with something fast.
Hometown: No one will claim me.
Position(s): In your face!
First Bout: August, 2009 - Detention Ditchers
Real job: Bwahaha! I’m the queen. Therefore, I can’t bother with that stuff.
You wouldn’t know I……? like big butts, and I can not lie!
Skate Brand: Riedell
Wheels/Bearings: I have them! Duh!
Gear you can’t live without: My bad attitude!
Why did you join CQS?
I was derby knapped…tossed into a trunk and hauled to Columbia. TRUE STORY!
What do you like most about Derby?
Making bodies hit the floor.
What’s your favorite derby memory?
Being sent to the box for backblocking PRINCESS AMERICA!! I TOUCHED HER!
What’s your derby mantra?
I’m an equal opportunity hater…I hate all of you equally!
What’s your greatest derby accomplishment?
Surviving this long at my fragile age.
What is your favorite move?
Whatever makes them go boom boom.
Likes: taking long walks on the beach, fuzzy kittens, redheads
Dislikes: DRAMA! Oh and Leeezards…and mice…and people in general!
Severe Injuries: Bring’em on
Favorite teammate to work with is…..? It’s not nice to favor one to over the other….
